Andriods Androids Androids! …and cyborgs…
snap crackle synchronize
[couldn’t find the original… thanks Punisher! And sorry for re-post]
i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?